I was bored during exams so I copied and pasted what I thought was the least boring sentence(s) from every single blog post since I started earliest to latest. I was really bored. I had a week and a half break between my third and fourth which was my last exam. A WEEK AND A HALF!!!
Bye... wonderful, wired world of the internet
I'm not really sure who I'm saying hello to; after all no one except me and my sister knows this blog exists yet, however I'm sure to link to it somewhere on the world wide web of which I'm a proficient user.
Go buy Harry, A History, right... NOW. Only 12.95 at Kmart. And practically not in stores anywhere else in WA.
Looking back; if I had to liken this situation to a real life one; I would say that it was kind of like being in the same shopping complex as Muse without really knowing if they were there or not; and I was in the frozen food section, while they were on a different floor looking at novelty beach towels.
If you liked/disliked/thought it was stupid/like bananas/read it please comment.
Yesterday I made a little stop motion film using play-doh.
And in order to watch themselves on TV it would mean they'd cease to be fictional characters and become real and therefore can no longer be on TV as fictional characters.
Collectively they are so esteemed that Australia bookshops fail to stock over ten of their books at one time.
So on Prosh day it's not unusual to see guys wearing nappies or tutus waving newspapers in people faces, or girls and guys painted in head to toe in blue or green or any other such colour shaking tins in the name of a good cause.
This blog has not been particularly interesting and I apologize for this sincerely and hope I haven't caused anyone any distress if they had expected a thoroughly riveting blog and instead, read this boring piece of text.
"Come on my army of midget friends"
But on the other hand it could actually be part of this massive conspiracy theory to make me think they look cute and some how that leads to me accidently ripping a hole in the time-space continuum and destroying the universe forever.
But I got distracted writing about the hat comment.
They must be dating them according to some timezone I am CLEARLY not in....
(hey this is making it sound like I have a lot of friends =D)
"Is that an outlet??!!!"
I shall let you go and do more interesting things with your life now.
4)OK Computer is an awesome album but has nothing to do with climate change and the possible rise of sea-levels.
Sleep ins are overrated, sleepins are overrated sleepins are overated.... it might come true... one day.
The last half is a blatant lie.
*anyothersortofpartydance*
Aww poor Pilate, gotta feel sorry for the guy - well at least in the rock opera, I'm not sure what he was like in real life.
MATT: No, seriously guys, the microphone is stuck to my forehead...
Seriously Gerarda, why can you not write something sensible and avoid putting something lame/strange/weird/banana down every five seconds?
I have now completed my task of wishing her happy birthday on pretty much all mediums invented and made available to the common man
So instead I am going to talk about monkeys.
I lied about the monkeys.
A rather pompous git who acts way above his station, where the lab mice are the only things aboard the ship that is lower ranking then he.
i JUST WHOOPS CAPS LOCK.
I wonder if there ever will be time where the boys name Alex becomes a rare name simply because everyone will have stopped naming their child Alex due to the abundance of Alexs already in existence.
Stu is my friend.
Isn't that some impressive knowledge? I know what you're thinking... why did she eat all the lettuce?
I just thought of an incredible tangent I could go on about linking the end of the world with the end of the year but I've decided to forgo the telling of that story as it probably would need a tree diagram, a link to a wikipedia article and a piece of very long string to explain.
But I'm just imagining these cartoonish fluffy white clouds holding hands (?), with smiley faces that don't have noses while raining on Rob McKenna.
Have fun being dead. I hear it's like being on holiday with a group of Germans
University has commenced, and between devising ingenius ways to get rice across a crevice using only toothpaste, a comb and some old Neil Diamond CDs I am finding time to write a blog.
A picture of the Little Cat for Marzieh before she goes to dial up internet land.... <3
I really like this picture.
But woo! $50 I forgot I had! Win! I'm tired. Does anyone read this? I like you.
"You have the most unsubtle taste in jewelry I have ever seen in a woman!"
Social experiment: Ask someone you've never met before how they are enjoying their standard fast food. See how they react. Write a blog about it, record a video of your experience, or even be creative and write some poetry or paint a picture.
For one of the labs the required equipment includes a "computer diskette" aka a floppy disk. Old school. I hope they don't expect us to actually have a floppy disk...
"Most of human history and arts can be expressed in Star Trek plots" - Stephen Fry.
In fact I'm probably a word sleuth ninja.
Exams are in a week. A lot of study ahead. Wicked.
